May 2013
girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
nayx:
this game is rated E for everyone, except you. get out
supermassiveasshole:
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
ostracizedpoodle:
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
jesuschristvevo:
this one time in first grade we were having a party and the teacher asked us to bring in deserts and forks and cups and knives and i was in charge of the knives but i didnt know she wanted plastic ones so i brought regular ones and i got really angry about messing up so i started throwing the knives around the room and killed like seven people
